I WANT YOUR CLUNK - THE CASH FOR CLUNKERS EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

Come on down to Uncle Sugar's Auto Mall! It's the CASH FOR CLUNKERS EXTRAVAGANZA and Uncle Sugar has gotta deal for you, courtesy of voiceless posterity (at the intersection of unsound policy and political expediency). Because concentrated benefits and dispersed cost is the NEW AMERICAN WAY! YEE HAW